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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ultrafacts

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1017sosa300

baby elephants are so CUTE

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Adding more elephant facts to the compilation!

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gleaux

I love elephants so much 💕

peace-love-rough-sex

As if I needed more reasons to love elephants 😩😩

imdemetrialynn

elephants have my heart 

shadzilla

Elephants crying? Shit i almost cried

mustangsally78

The GOP doesn’t deserve them.

Source: ultrafacts
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huesosmccoy

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uhmwillowsomething

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

velvetqueer

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

definitelyshitty

WHAT

tyronesuplac

Sensational.

definitelyshitty

Remarkable.

madisondavenports

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it’s a real word

snarky-gourmet

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

Source: littlemixens
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nocrimeinthewasteland

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

the-girl-who-laughed

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

crunkellove

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

thespectacularspider-girl

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drugar-mechok

Reblogging purely for the last one

svrgebinder

@jupiterjames

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maderadearquitecto

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

bananamerlin

imagine banging someone on that table

captain-snark

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

morbidamusement

noooooo stop

sevvey6

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

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draumbooty

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

swedebeast

Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time.

draumbooty

if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids

mrlevelingthinner

having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

Source: draumbooty